Do you remember playing the first-person-shooter game named Portal, developed by Valve, and feeling the remorse of having to incinerate your weighted companion cube?  Recall the desperate searches to find a way to sneak it into the next level with you, until you finally gave up and threw your beloved into the pit of fire.  Oh, the lament, the torment you suffered! 

BUT NOW THERE’S HOPE!

We here at Creature Labs have utilized the most technologically advanced biological genetic harvesting techniques in order to create weighted companion cubes just for you! Click here to learn more.